Wine in a Square bottle, with a built-in pour spout, delivered by unicorns! Is this heaven? Sure, you might occasionally mix up the cabernet and olive oil, but that just makes you a culinary innovator.
Surely, you've caught on by now, but no, we aren't really going to use the Unicorn Express to deliver your wine, and unless you want it to have a hint of olive oil on the nose, it won't be in a square bottle either. But hey, while you're here grab a few, or a lot, of other bottles and use the code APRILFOOLED today only for 25% off your order.